by Toupe Fiasco

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Donald Trump's emcee alter ego aka Toupe Fiasco is back with his new single "Stupidstar"

He stepped away from the mic for a while to do some really really terrific things but with the presidential campaign in full gear he thought it was time to do the something even more terrific. Rhyme.

Check out the video for Toupe Fiasco's Stupidstar at

Don't forget to check out the first big big hit,
Toupe Fiasco - Fish Hook (Donald Trump Dis)

About Toupe Fiasco
Originally a real estate developer, Toupe Fiasco, nurtured his love for Hip Hop through, as he has put it in the past, his very "good relationship with the blacks." Toupe was unable to resist the allure of the game and had to give in to his emcee desires and the calling he was receiving from his new found talent. You may talk about him behind his back or you may even sit right in front of him and talk about him to his face amidst a room full of hundreds of people while being televised live nationwide but Toupe still will stand strong in his resolve. Toupe Fiasco is here and back and umm running for president.


released August 23, 2015

Written by Timid and Pizon



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Track Name: Stupidstar
It’s Toupe Fiasco baby
I’m back, i’m always on top
even if i don’t fit right
i’m the best
everybody else is the worst

Uh A fresh cool young mule
Trottin' across the border with rapists too
all poor people are the same from my point of view
Mexico sends them here to kill me and you
and China's in cahoots so they're killing us too
but i'm a businessman and those deals are too true
so cop my line of suits sewed by their youth
But I'm a nice guy, I employ a few Jews
the blacks, and latinos all love me too too
No Republicans above me, you
can't satisfy Bill, Hill, that's the ugly truth
I'm politically incorrect like I'm Bill Maher's boo
And my mom's not an ape so I'll win that suit
Obama was cool but I'm running too
so i'll say that his accomplishments are few
and replace Obamacare with something terrific too
negotiator not debater, whether i win or lose
Jeb's miserable, Walker's a rube
But I can live with a ticket with Ted Cruz
If GOP don't treat me nice I’m like what it do?
To libertarians and staring at them in the booth
if I lose the nomination, it'll be an independent coup
Imagine me as president , a man with no cooth, cooth
my open mouth is all that you need for proof, proof
Ain't no low to which I wouldn't stoop, stoop
Like disregarding McCains refus-al
to go home without the rest of his troops
i have a big mouth for feet you see it fits two
I’ll say anything like I invented Kung Fu
and before that the Art of War, who's Sun Tzu?
Anything for press I’ll even stress taboos
anything for press so they address me in the news
anything for press just so I can get those views

yea, toupe fiasco baby
i am what i say i am
i’m here,
have no fear
the cameras are here
of course the cameras are here
Track Name: Fish Hook
Toupe Fiasco - Fish Hook (Donald Trump Dis)

Uh, what up y'all
Palin what's popin baby
Y'all ain't know
I go by the name of
Toupe Fiasco
Representing that April 15th
And this one right here
I dedicate this one right here
To all my CEO's out there grinding'
Legally and Illegally
You know what I'm talkin'bout
So, check it out

first got it at 26, didn't know any tricks
matter fact, first time i wore it it slipped
read the box for some tips, tried glue to make fit
couldn't sew it with a stitch, so i comb it like this
now we can end the story right here
if i join the race i could win it by a hair, yea
polls are so revealing, couldn't fight feeling
something about it, birth place yea we doubt it
couldn't understand it demanded from this scary islamic
but just to cover my tracks i would like to say i got love for the blacks
cha chinga chinga chang I won't pay no tax
If you're a citizen? why don't you show me the facts
my investigators on the ground got my back
made him show the record, long form attached, yea
i really didn't doubt it myself
but look what i did, i'm so proud of myself

So they fish, hook fish, hook fish, hook, fish hook, pull
can't get my toupee, money isn't evil i was born this way
So they fish, hook fish, hook fish, hook, fish hook, pull
can't get my piece, keeps my head from getting red when i'm at the beach
so they Fish, and Hook, and Pull

I want to give a shout out to my man Wig Khalifa.
My producer Sean Puffy Combover, 10 years from now it'll still be on top
Tape that, tape that, tape that, tape that.
Rest in Peace to the Notorious B.A.L.D.
Toupe Fiasco